Never, never, ever catch me.


yesterday i went to the library to read because im a nerdy girl and i love to read, unlike most girls. (: anyway i was reading twilight and tHEN I SAW ANOTHER GUY READING TWILIGHT AND HE CAME OVER AND STARTED FINGERING ME AND THEN HIS MOM SHOWED UP AND LIT HIM ON FIRE OMG THEN I ASKED HER IF SHE HAD TUMBLR AND SHES LIKE “SUPERWHOLOCK” AND GAVE ME HER URL AND IM SCREAMING


Just a reminder that tattoos don’t have to mean anything. They do not require some intricate and moving backstory. Some people just appreciate having art on their skin…it’s as simple as that.


as yes, Assassin’s Creed. altair saying bene every five minutes. connor sleeping with any woman that looks his way. edward and the crusaders. captain ezio auditore of the jackdaw. desmond living forever, thanks to his friends at abstergo. aveline, the absentee father. shaun hastings, the quiet nerd who never speaks. haytham kenway in renaissance italy. what a series

Do I have an intimidating face? Not many men come up to me and give me one-liners.